I'm a jobless LOSER

Hi there, I'm tiny Alex, the tiny english student who is BROKE and completely HOMELESS.


please donate me money!!

My current net worth: £0

I NEED a new phone! My battery is at 99% HEALTH!! Please before it blows up and kills me, I'm so weak, I'm so weak, I'm going to cry


About my worthless life:

Born as a *worthless* orphan boy, I have spent my life living in a cardboard box and cleaning out public sink drains for food, due to the rain all of my hair fell out, forcing me to wear a headband to cover my baldness. I have no future prospects, believing that failing at law A-Level will make me rich, when deep down I know it will not. I'm only able to go to college because the kind and merciful Alico paid for my bus ticket, otherwise I would be stuck in a college where teacher's pets are the smartest people present. Unfortunately, I suffer from a chronic spending problem, buying a new phone every Six minutes!!! Please help me fund my goals of owning every phone ever produced and donate above! Oh lord I'm so poor...


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Yes I know the transition doesn't do the bottom of the page sometimes, I'm too stupid to fix it.

You suck tiny Tim